person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF ANACONDA
— (58/365) by (KJ)
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life